Ever wondered what your star sign would order at Maccas? Let’s be real, astrology tells us more than your love life – it knows your nugget count too.
♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19) Yells “LARGE BIG MAC MEAL, NOW.” Impatient. Eats fries while driving off.
♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Orders everything on the menu. Needs comfort food. Adds a sundae because “treat yourself.”
♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Changes order 3 times. Ends up with McFlurry and fries to dip in it. Talks non-stop to the staff.
♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Gets a Happy Meal “for the vibes.” Feels nostalgic and eats slowly while watching TikTok.
♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22) Orders whatever’s trending on TikTok. Snapshots the food for IG before eating.
♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22) “Can I get the grilled chicken wrap? No sauce. Extra lettuce.” Overthinks every calorie.
♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22) Takes 15 minutes deciding, then says, “You choose for me.” Ends up sharing fries.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) “Double Quarter Pounder. Large. Coke.” Eats in silence. Intense eye contact with the straw.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Orders nuggets, tries every sauce, takes selfies in the car while eating.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Orders a coffee and an Egg McMuffin. Says “this is fuel, not food.”
♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Tries the weird limited-edition menu item. Claims it’s “for the experience.”
♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Forgets what they wanted, gets a McFlurry and large fries, then shares with everyone.