AuroraFlameTarot.comIf your phone just died, your emails vanished into a black hole, and your ex randomly messaged you “hey u up?” — congrats, Mercury Retrograde is back to play cosmic dodgeball with your life.
🔧 What Is Mercury Retrograde? Mercury rules communication, tech, travel, and logical thinking. When it goes retrograde, the universe hits rewind — and suddenly:
Your texts get misunderstood 🤐
Google Maps leads you into the abyss 🧭
That dusty ex thinks now is the time to reconnect 💀
Wi-Fi ghosts you 🫠
It’s not you. It’s Mercury being petty again.
🚨 Classic Retrograde Side Effects: Typing disasters & sending messages to the wrong person 🙃
Delayed flights / weird travel glitches
Tech breaking down for NO REASON
Emotional confusion & surprise throwbacks (mentally & romantically)
🧘♀️ Retrograde Survival Tips:
- Breathe. Meditate. Don’t reply right away.
- Triple-check contracts, emails & dates.
- Back up EVERYTHING. Your laptop has trust issues now.
- Use Tarot for clarity. Let the universe explain.
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“Is my ex serious or just bored?”
“Should I wait for this job?”
“Will Mercury Retrograde stop ruining my life soon???”
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💌 Final Thoughts: Mercury Retrograde isn’t a curse — it’s a cosmic clean-up. Old wounds? Review. Past choices? Reflect. Broken tech? Scream into a pillow, then restart.
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