“Where Personality Science Goes to Die.”
Aurora Flame Tarot — Chaotic Human Behavior Lab
Forget science. Forget logic. Forget whatever your therapist told you. Here in the Lab, we’re breaking down human behavior using the world’s most iconic, useless-but-accurate system: blood type personality theory.
Yes, babe. The thing doctors use for transfusions? We’re using it to expose your red flags.
Let’s begin the autopsy.
🩸 A TYPE — The Overthinking Perfectionist Who Suffers by Choice Tagline： “If anxiety had a blood type.” A-types are the walking embodiment of: “I’m fine.” (They are NOT fine.) “It’s okay.” (It’s NOT okay.) “No worries.” (SO MANY WORRIES.)
They plan everything except their own happiness. They write 5 versions of every text message. They apologize for shit they didn’t even do.
They want control but don’t want people to know they want control. A walking contradiction wrapped in beige.
🔪 Crime Potential:
Low. If an A-type kills someone, it’s after: being pushed too far, apologizing during the murder, then turning themselves in with a full written confession. They’re the type that would stab you politely and then disinfect the knife.
😂 Fun Level: 2/10
Fun in the same way tax season is fun.
🧎 Social Behavior:
Group Activities → YES. Because someone needs to make the itinerary. Solo Activities → NO. Too much time alone = overthinking spiral from hell.
❤️ Best Match:
O-type (someone has to relax them) or AB-type (“Oh? You’re panicking? Interesting.”)
💀 Worst Match:
B-type. This pairing = one person crying, one person vibing.
🩸 B TYPE — The Sexy Chaos Agent Who Ruins Lives with Confidence
Tagline： “I’ll change… eventually… maybe.”
B-types wake up every morning and choose chaos. They are charismatic, fun, magnetic, impulsive, unhinged… and allergic to structure.
They start new hobbies weekly. Finish nothing. Ghost people accidentally. Or intentionally. 你神祕、深奧，讓人畏懼或愛上你。
They don’t mean harm. They’re just vibing in 4D.
🔪 Crime Potential:
Very high. Not intentional—just “Oops, I thought this would be fun.”
If a serial killer has a blood type? It’s probably B. They’ll forget to hide the evidence because they went for brunch mid-murder.
😂 Fun Level: 10/10
Will they ruin your life? Absolutely. Will you have fun on the way down? Hell yes.
🧎 Social Behavior:
Group Activities → Yes, if they’re the star. Otherwise they wander off. Solo Activities → Preferable. Freedom is their religion.
❤️ Best Match:
O-type (the only one who can handle the chaos) B × B = toxic but legendary
💀 Worst Match:
A-type. Opposites attract but also destroy.
🩸 O TYPE — The Main Character with Delusional Confidence
Tagline： “I’m not dramatic, the universe is dramatic about ME.”
O-types walk into a room like theme music is playing. Confidence? Through the roof. Leadership? Automatic. Humility? On vacation.
They’re charming as hell. People follow them without knowing why. Sometimes they’re right. Sometimes they’re just loud.
But either way—they believe in themselves more than the universe believes in physics.
🔪 Crime Potential:
Medium. Not a killer—more like a cult leader. Charisma + delusion = dangerous combo.
😂 Fun Level: 9/10
Fun as long as they’re the main character.
🧎 Social Behavior:
Group Activities → They run the group. Solo Activities → Possible, but they’ll livestream it.
❤️ Best Match:
A-type (finally, someone organized) B-type (spicy combo)
💀 Worst Match:
O × O → two main characters, one spotlight Someone’s gonna die (emotionally).
🩸 AB TYPE — The High-Functioning Alien with Mood WiFi Issues
Tagline： “I understand everything and nothing simultaneously.”
AB-types are geniuses, weirdos, philosophers, glitches in the simulation. Caring one minute, detached the next. Mysterious. Unpredictable. Chaotic but calmly chaotic.
They are either: spiritually awakened or spiritually unavailable or spiritually asleep Depends on the moon.
🔪 Crime Potential:
Unpredictable. If they do kill someone, it’ll be during an existential crisis. They’ll say “Life is meaningless” and walk away like nothing happened.
😂 Fun Level: 8/10
Fun in a “WTF is happening?” way.
🧎 Social Behavior:
Group Activities → Only if it's intellectual Solo Activities → LOVE Humans drain their battery faster than an iPhone 6.
❤️ Best Match:
O-type (O doesn’t judge weird) AB × AB → soulmate or apocalypse
💀 Worst Match:
B-type. Mismatch of chaos frequencies.
🔥 THE “WHO’S MOST…” RANKINGS (HELL EDITION) 😈 Most Annoying
🥇 O-type — Main Character Syndrome 🥈 B-type — Unpredictable gremlin energy 🥉 AB-type — Too weird for human settings 4th: A-type — Not annoying… just emotionally exhausting
🤡 Funniest
🥇 B-type — Certified clown behavior 🥈 O-type — Natural “life of the party” nonsense 🥉 AB-type — Accidentally hilarious 4th: A-type — Their anxiety is the punchline
🔥 Most Likely to Start a Cult
🥇 O-type — Charisma on steroids 🥈 AB-type — Mystical, strange, too convincing 3rd: None A-types and B-types simply do not have the charismatic bandwidth
🔪 Most Likely to Commit a Crime (Joke Ranking)
🥇 B-type — Impulsive chaos machine 🥈 AB-type — “Life is meaningless anyway” energy 🥉 O-type — Delusional ambition gone too far 4th: A-type — Too scared, too polite, too guilty
🧎 Best for Group Activities
🥇 O-type — Takes charge whether you asked or not 🥈 A-type — Will plan everything to perfection 🥉 B-type — Will show up… then disappear halfway 4th: AB-type — Social battery dies instantly
🚶 Best Lone Wolves
🥇 AB-type — Thrives alone, avoids humanity 🥈 B-type — Freedom-loving chaos nomad 🥉 O-type — Alone, but somehow still performing 4th: A-type — Overthinks themselves into paralysis
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