Selected · 已選Who the hell taught you this is what love looks like?是哪個混蛋讓你以為這就叫愛情？
Flow of Time · 時間之流
Why The Hell Is Your Love Life Always This Screwed Up?你他媽的感情路，為什麼總是走到這副死樣子？
A brutal 3-card timeline exposing your past romantic disasters, your current delusions, and who's about to screw you over next.
三張牌，狠狠掀開你過去的感情蠢事、你現在的白日夢，還有下一個搞你的混蛋會是誰。
Pick three cards. Past. Present. Future.
選三張牌。過去、現在、未來。
Choose your next card · 選擇下一張牌0 / 3
Selected · 已選Selected · 已選What crap are you choosing to ignore right now?你現在正在裝瞎的爛事是什麼？
Selected · 已選Who's the next heartbreak waiting to happen?下一個準備讓你心碎的混蛋會是誰？
Your Timeline · 你的時間線
Past · 過去
Locked · 尚未解鎖Present · 現在
Locked · 尚未解鎖Future · 未來
I've just exposed your past romantic disasters. Want to know the mess you're in right now and who's about to screw you over next? Unlock the full timeline.
我剛掀了你過去的感情蠢事。想知道你現在有多瞎，還有下一個搞你的混蛋會是誰？付費解鎖你的完整時間線。
US$4.99How It Works · 牌陣玩法
This isn't a gentle nudge. It's a punch to the gut. The Past card exposes the root of your disaster. The Present card slaps you with the reality you're dodging. The Future card is your one and only chance to fix it—or you can keep screwing things up, your choice.
這不是溫柔的提醒，是直接往你心口揍一拳。「過去」牌掀開你災難的根源。「現在」牌狠狠打醒正在逃避現實的你。「未來」牌是你唯一的機會去補救——或者你可以繼續搞砸，隨便你。