ถ้า ตัวละคร “Venom” เป็นไพ่ทาโรต์
Hollywood Arcana: Venom Edition (Savage, Brutally Honest, Zero Mercy)
What if the entire Venom universe walked into a tarot reading? Easy — the cards would immediately file a restraining order.
This story is basically: “What happens when a soft-hearted, career-ruined Pisces man gets possessed by the most chaotic, clingy, unhinged alien boyfriend in the galaxy.”
Let’s break down the characters, the zodiac signs they should’ve been born under, and the tarot cards that explain why this entire franchise feels like a cosmic situationship gone wrong.
🧬 Eddie Brock — The Hanged Man + Pisces Energy
Eddie is the human version of: “I swear I’m trying… but life keeps dropkicking me.”
He’s kind, soft, apologetic, overwhelmed, and emotional to a fault — basically Pisces energy wrapped in a hoodie.
This man doesn’t set boundaries. He absorbs problems like a spiritual sponge and then wonders why everything hurts.
Tarot match? The Hanged Man. Not because he’s enlightened… but because his whole life is one long “pause because the universe said so.”
👹 Venom — The Devil + Aries/Scorpio Hybrid
Venom is what happens when Aries anger issues and Scorpio possessiveness have a demon baby.
He’s impulsive. He’s jealous. He has no chill, no patience, and zero concept of “don’t eat people.”
Every line he says is:
“You’re mine.”
“We should kill him.”
“I like her, but she can’t have you.”
This is Devil-card energy on alien steroids — chaotic, obsessive, and horny for violence AND Eddie.
🔥 Iconic Scenes Explained With Tarot
- Venom Possessing Eddie
Tarot: The Tower Translation: “Your whole life is about to collapse, babe. No refunds.”
Eddie loses his job, fiancée, dignity, and gains… a feral alien roommate in his skull.
- Convenience Store Banter
Tarot: The Lovers (Reversed) A perfect depiction of: “We’re in a relationship but only one of us admits it.”
Eddie tries to break up every five minutes. Venom reacts like a clingy ex-boyfriend with fangs.
- “Eddie… we’re both losers. But I like you.”
Tarot: Two of Cups This is the sweetest, dumbest, most toxic soulmate confession in cinematic history.
Two misfits bonding through trauma, hunger, and questionable decisions.
- Eddie Finally Accepts Venom
Tarot: Strength Eddie learns to control a murderous space demon using nothing but Pisces guilt, soft pleading, and emotional fatigue.
Basically: “How to Train Your Alien Boyfriend.”
- The Final Fight: Venom vs Riot
Tarot: Justice Two aliens beating the hell out of each other while humanity collectively says: “Yeah… we’re not getting involved.”
🪐 The Real Zodiac Matchup Eddie — Pisces (soft, emotional, easily possessed)
He doesn’t fall in love. He gets absorbed into relationships.
Sensitive. Self-sacrificing. Easily bullied by sentient goo.
Venom — Aries + Scorpio (possessive, violent, loyalty-obsessed)
He doesn’t love… He claims.
Jealous. Impulsive. Would absolutely kill someone for eating Eddie’s fries.
Together? A cosmic-level toxic soulmate pairing that somehow… works.
💀 Final Verdict
Venom isn’t a superhero story. It’s a galactic situationship between a depressed Pisces human and the most unhinged alien kink monster ever created.
Their dynamic is chaotic, messy, co-dependent, violent, hilarious, and somehow… deeply romantic?
Cosmic toxic soulmates: written in the stars, bonded in the brainstem.
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