Favorite Service · 最愛的伺候
What kind of 'service' do they actually tolerate from you?你哪種奴才行為，牠最滿意？
Pet Tarot Spread · 寵物牌陣
What The Hell Is Your Pet Thinking?你家毛孩，到底在想什麼啦？
Choose the little menace you came to investigate.
選出你今天想審問的那個小壞蛋。
What the hell do you want, you little tyrant?你這個死小孩，到底想讓我怎麼伺候你？
Choose your next card · 選擇下一張牌0 / 3
Favorite Service · 最愛的伺候
Most Annoying Service · 最討厭的伺候
What annoying crap do you pull that makes them want to scratch your eyes out?你哪種多餘的動作，牠最看不順眼？
Royal Command · 牠的聖旨
What's their current royal command for you, peasant?牠現在最想叫你做什麼？
Your Pet's Verdict · 你家毛孩的判決
1 · Favorite Service · 最愛的伺候
2 · Most Annoying Service · 最討厭的伺候
3 · Royal Command · 牠的聖旨
What Does This Spread Actually Ask?這個牌陣到底在問什麼？
This isn't a cute little game. This is a straight-up interrogation. We're not asking the cards if your pet loves you; we're asking them what your pet actually thinks of your annoying habits, what they secretly crave, and what the hell they've been trying to tell you all along. Get the raw, unfiltered truth from the four-legged tyrant who runs your house. No sugarcoating. Just their honest, savage opinion.
這不是可愛的小遊戲。這是一場直接的審問。我們不是要問牌卡你的毛孩愛不愛你；我們要問的是，你的毛孩「實際上」是怎麼看你那些煩人的習慣、他們偷偷渴望什麼，還有他們一直以來到底想跟你說些什麼。從那個統治你家的四腳暴君口中，得到最原始、沒有經過修飾的真相。沒有糖衣，只有他們誠實又殘酷的意見。
We expose the one thing you do that your pet secretly loves (but would never admit to).
我們揭露你做的哪一件事，是你的毛孩偷偷喜歡（但絕對不會承認）的。
We call out your most irritating habit that makes your pet want to scratch your eyes out.
我們指出你最煩人的習慣，是哪一個讓你的毛孩想要抓花你的臉。
We reveal the one thing they're dying for you to do right now.
我們揭示他們現在最想要你為他們做的，那一件事。